Chapter Vodka

I'm naming this chapter vodka because there has been more of that particular substance today than most anything else of really any nature whatsoever. Needless to say I feel quite well right now.

Fucking hockey game was supposed to be on, goddamnit...! Fucking TV... Well, whatever, I don't care since it's all shit anyway! I can just listen to the games for free! Fuck you, Gary Bettman, you crack-whore!

I need more drink.